i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home
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i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
So while I was biking I passed these three kids (a boy and two girls, about 12-13) just as there was a break in my music. I hear the boy go “Ooh girl, let me get at that” and without thinking, I said, “Not until ‘vagina’ is a word on your spelling list” and I pedaled away to the girls laughing hysterically.