kingchestnutsroastinonanopenfire:

Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling nerds

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

isobelstevenz:

harry potter meme ϟ  eight scenes  (7/8)

"ah well," said george, grinning at his tear-soaked mother. "you’ll be able to tell us apart now, anyway, mum."

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

batfricans:

is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no